Allow Me To Introduce Myself

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OY. Too much on my mind.

ALSO. No, that’s not a spooky orb that indicates a spirit is following me.
Nah, it’s just the design of a Forever 21 dress I bought a year prior to it being available online BECAUSE I AM THE HARBINGER OF FASHION.

I need sleep. The person next to me would kill me if he knew I were still awake watching Cash in the Attic.

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5 a.m. Haiku

I am still awake

To the zoo with Alex soon

OH GOD I WILL DIE

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Thursday night studying, not going so well.

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It’s the Elves

Sometimes I wake up topless and don’t remember taking off my shirt.

It’s awkward when the roommate is here.
It’s alarming when I’m alone on this entire floor with an unlocked door in the morning when I remember specifically locking it the previous night.
It’s terrifying when it occurs while I’m still awake.

Bra amnesia.
It’s a serious concern.